Plan C

There was this crazy girl and she was feeling insanely happy and so she decided she would go and rob her friends house but she knew that if she tried to pick the lock it wouldn't work and so she then decided that she could probably get away with smashing the front window but then she'd probably collapse and lose a lot of blood and by the time she got to crawling to get to the items she wished to steal she will have scared their mother half to death and then they'd call the cops on her and then the friend would wake up and then they'd feel so sorry for her that they dared her to come so they'd give her the stolen items anyway and then the cops would come but she wouldn't mind because she finds them so interesting and she'd want to ask them lots of questions and so by the time she realised Plan B wouldn't work she'd come up with Plan C and she was going to jump the fence and climb through the window Edward Cullen like and steal the possessions but leave behind a present of an origami duck and then just as she would be about to climb out the window again she'd jump on the bed and start attacking them with pillows and they'd just think it was a bad dream and she'd slip out unnoticed again and then they would wake up some five hours later and discover the items gone and think damn, it was real!

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