Idiocy

The idiocy of some people stuns even me. Do they not realise the fool they are making of themselves? I do not care about you, so I am going to ignore you and hope you get the picture. I truly hope you weren't really stealing, and in any case I think I recognise the car. A shame the cops around the corner didn't see you. Although I'm sure you weren't really doing anything wrong, and I'm just imagining things, right? You're just there to make me mad at you. You happy? You succeeded for a whole five minutes. You remind me of the youth I want nothing to do with. Thanks.

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