Do Not Disturb

Work. It's quite inconsiderate, don't you think? It never wants to wait for sleep but is never patient enough for rest, either. Words keep pouring out, ones you do and do not like, one you do and do not care about, in fact. Of course, words are very interesting and should be highly regarded in any sense, right? Wrong! Any word in an essay is considered an... er... essay word! And that's just so NOT cool. Oh look, pretty little photograph. Distraction here, distraction there, bit of work over the hill. Down the esculator. Hi there! Would you like to participate in a survey? Research reeks. Who agrees with me? I'm starting to sound like my tutor. You should meet him one day. I'll introduce the two of you. After I'm done writing for the sake of work. Understood? Excellent. Where'd my do not disturb sign go?

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